I am the bravest president Who ever here a night has spent As the White House resident With the people's great consent By god, I have been heaven-sent Sing fa la la la fa la la la yay I am the bravest president Of the USA Knowing little, caring less, That's the secret of my success The more you know, the less you do. The more you think, the more you're screewwwed! I'm an active president who likes to act, That's why I say "fuck all to the facts!" I can dance all night even with a corn, I can shake hands with people who are lowly born, At a military funeral, I can make believe I mourn, I can even stay soft while watching really hot gay porn...

Some say about terrorism I'm a fraud, 'Cause I love, I love, I love the royal house of Saud. When I see their princes, I just applaud, Oh I love, I love the royal house of Saud . . . Fellas can drive but not the broads, Oh I love, I love, I love the royal house of Saud. A delightful little bomb A fine and lovely fuse Could quietly with great aplomb Help propagate our views When the leaders of our country make you feel you don't belong, When freedom has been mortgaged and they'll sell it for a song, It's best to kill some people so they know they voted wrong!

Act 1 A Delightful Little Bomb We Like Mushrooms A Delightful Little Bomb (Al-Qaeda Version) Our Ideology Song of the Secular Jew Song of the Sensitive White Supremacist I Am the Bravest President

Act 2 My Savior Did Appear People Who Love Like Us The Morals of Society House of Saud Drop the Bomb on Chad A Delightful Little Bomb (Japanese Sailor Version) Back in 1944 Drop the Bomb on Japan Zog Has Lost There Still is Love